whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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