I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We left the knife in your bed.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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