So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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