it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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