something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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