yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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