that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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