I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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