oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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