your thong is hanging out like whoa
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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