just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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