I can't watch pbs sober anymore
there was a trapeze. enough said
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
3pm strippers are depressing
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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