I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Drake has all the answers
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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