We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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