She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
This is the high leading the old right now
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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