Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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