i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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