Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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