her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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