This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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