But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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