Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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