Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
my being single is dangerous.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
