yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
handjob tips. give me some.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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