She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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