awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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