Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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