So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Your penis caused this!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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