I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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