Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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