I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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