Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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