Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I love you.
Bad choice
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