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His pubic hair was longer than his dick
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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