Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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