I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
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what are you doing with your life
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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