i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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