I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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