Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize
