Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
