If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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