Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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