If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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