I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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