fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
You did what with his pubic hair?
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