I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Randomize
