Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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