ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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