I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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