Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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