we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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