Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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