is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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