He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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